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Given up on tryin' to meet
Real-life women
With what they put me through
I couldn't see no future with 'em
So I bought a computer set
And I got on the Internet
And headed out for a little taste of CyberLivin'
Well I found me a Users Group
For the sad and lonely
Where they don't even care if you're skinny,
bald or homely
There were thousands to choose from
But I was lookin for a special one
And I finally found my precious one and only
She's my email female
We fit perfectly
We practice safe sex
Electronically
She my email female
She knows what words to say
So I plug in with her every night
From two time zones away
We're always so relaxed
Around each other
And I never get surprise visits
From her mother
I could be sober or drunk
Or I could smell just like a skunk
And the message on the screen still reads
"Howya doin', Lover!" She's my email
female
We fit perfectly
We practice safe sex
Electronically
She my email female
She knows what words to say
So I plug in with her every night
From two time zones away
She's my CyberHoney
She's the one I chose
Cause I know with her
Anything goes
I never need to change the sheets
Hell I don't even have
To brush my teeth
She's my email female
We fit perfectly
We practice safe sex
Electronically
She my email female
She knows what words to say
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