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piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
the fuckin pile of shit
it never gets me very far
my car's a big piece of shit
cuz the shocks are fuckin shot
my seatbelts fuckin broken
I got to tie it in a knot.
I cain't see through the windshield
cuz it's got a big freakin crack.
and the interior smells real bad
cuz my friend puked in the back
it's a piece of shit car
piece of shit car
it sucks royal dick
100% crap
oh fuck you car
it's got no cd player
it only got the 8-track
who ever designed my car
can lick my sweatie nut sac
and I got no fuckin brakes
I'm always way out of control
eleven times a days I hear
hey watch it asshole
you fuckin piece of shit
piece of shit car
I got a piece shit car
desiel gas sucks my ass
that pile of mess of shit
oh what the fuck did I do?
what the fuck did I do
what the fuck did I do to get stuck with you
your to high for drive-thru and you smell like the shoe
but I'm too broke to buy something new
ohhh fuck me!
well the engine likes to flood
the car always fuckin stalls
yeah and the seat cushion got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch ouch ouch)
plus the door locks are busted
I got to use a fucking coat hanger
and the fucker she see's my car there's no chance I'll ever bang her
(he never ever gets the pussy)
piece of shit car
you piece shit car
bald fuckin tire's
no rear view fuckin mirror
73 colors
fuckin rag for a gas cap
tail pipe makin sparks fly everywhere
piece of shit car
ohhhhhhh the whole time thinks I'm a loser
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